What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:24
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you know what she said mum?
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
True - how I loved my mum!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What do you mean son?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”